It's a show..........

so it's been a wild ride through the bitter and gravel-stricken landscapes that we had set out to conquer. we have decided against the surrenders that push themselves onto us like unwelcome advances from the man in the dark unknown, and have instead taken up our swords, standing fortified as tree-trunks. We'll dye our hair red today................

"I know I got some magic buried deep in my heart..."

"So sneak out this glass of bourbon and we'll go........"

"I'm a virgin and I'm not a virgin. I got rid of the ol' hymen, if you know what I mean. I tied a little yellow ribbon 'round the ol' hymen tree. Actually, I lost my virginity to a giant black marking pen. Eek, eek- that's the sound of a marking pen writing on the page. I love that squeak- it's the sound of something getting done. Eek, eek- that's the sound I made when the marking pen went through my hymen."